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Public Sleeping Day – A Top Ten List

I don’t know who wrote this, maybe David Letterman, but I think it’s quite clever.  I hope you enjoy it, especially in light of the fact that today is Public Sleeping Day…

The Top Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen..”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time management course you sent me to!”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out how to handle that big accounting problem.”

3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk……..

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “… Amen.”